Divorce Court

MSUK · Post by **MSUK** » Tue Aug 30, 2011 5:42 am

Divorce case in court:

Judge says to kid "Do you want to stay with your daddy?"

Kid "No he beats me"

Judge "Do you want to stay with your mummy?"

Kid "No she beats me"

Judge "Well then who do you want to live with?"

Kid "The Arsenal team! They don't beat anyone!"

fee001 · Post by **fee001** » Tue Aug 30, 2011 5:52 am

I'm going to try that one on Brad my son wen he gets in. depending on the delivery he will either laugh or roll his eyes and call me a Muppet.

Thanx 4 that
Fiona

fee001 · Post by **fee001** » Tue Aug 30, 2011 11:30 am

Told Brad and he laughed and text it to his mates.