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A DAY IN THE LAUGH OF LIFE (MS LIVES HERE)

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WITH THE SCREAMING BLADDERS , THE LIMPING SISTERS (TWINS) OF MS

WELL THERE IS SOMEONE ELSE BUT I FORGET RIGHT NOW……….
EASTER JOKE…………….THE GOOD THING ABOUT ALZHIEMERS..YOU CAN
HIDE YOUR OWN EASTER EGGS……HA…HA…HA….


THE MATRIX GONE GREEN,, HUMANS REPLACING TREES AS THE EARTH’S LUNGS……FORESTS OF PEOPLE GETTING WELFARE CHEQUES TO STAND AROUND POLLUTTED NEIGHBOURHOODS RECYCLING THE AIR AND ABSORBING THE TOXIC POLLUTANTS INTO THEIR FAT CELLS (WONDER WHY THERES SO MANY FAT PEOPLE ALL OF A SUDDEN) AHH THE CONSPIRACY THEORY… AND SO IT GOES…THEM THAT GOT GET MORE..,THEM THAT DON’T DON’T……..


CARTOON
SADDAM HIDING BEHIND ALLAH (BOTH SITTING IN HIS FOX HOLE LOOKING UP AT GEORGE BUSH OPENING THE LID) WHILE CLUTCHING US DOLLARS IN HOLLOWED OUT COPIES OF THE KORAN.



EVER GET STOPPED FOR FALSE IMPAIRED DRIVING YEAHHH REALLY
FIRST YOU HAVE MS FOR 20YRS. THEN YOU STOP FOR GAS AND A COFFEE THEN IF YOUR CLOSE TO A TOWN USUALLY WITHIN 10 MINS. YOU GET PULLED OVER TO HERE WE HAVE A REPORT OF A DRUNK DRIVER …YOU PULL OUT A NOTE FROM YOUR DOCTOR AND THE APOLOGY STARTS…DON’T YOU HATE IT.. GETTING JUDGED BEHIND YOUR BACK…. WHAT KINDA SLIME WOULD LET A SUSPECTED DRUNK DRIVER DRIVE AWAY….THEN PLAY…… SEE IF YOU CAN KILL SOMEONE BEFORE THE COPS STOP YOU..
AND SO IT GOES…………………..